One dark and stormy night I wandered too far from my mother and siblings and became lost in the forests of the Pacific North West.
Somewhat exhausted, I eventually came across a remote log cabin which, despite its location, had an unfeasibly fast internet connection. The owners, a childless couple, adopted me as their son. They named me Rufus, and taught me all they knew about science, art humanity, humility, humour, stoicism, WordPress and SEO. It was quite an education for a young bear!